Writer's Block: Makeover! Or: Creepy Crawlies

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If you had the chance to go crazy and completely overhaul your appearance, what would you do? Or: Recount a remarkable incident involving insects. View other answers

Wow, the Writer's Block system is really busted, isn't it? Anyway, I'm taking Question A, the Makeover.

I would shave my head. I would tattoo my bald head - something abstract but powerful, probably reaching down to incorporate one eye and curl off onto the cheek. I would wear an intricate diaphanous jacket over a sleeveless robe tied with a rope belt, and walk on bare feet.

And I'd probably regret it within hours. But that's what I'd do if I went crazy.