packbat: A bat wearing a big asexual-flag (black-gray-white-purple) backpack. (running)
packbat ([personal profile] packbat) wrote2008-06-24 09:09 pm

The king ponders on his porcelain throne...

Before: "Hmm, I need to take a crap. I should go to the bathroom."

After: "So I'll pack the running clothes and an empty water bottle tonight, and tomorrow morning I will stow them in my locker at the ASME lounge while I'm working. At 4 o'clock, I will knock off work, retrieve the items from my locker, and proceed to the Eppley Recreation Center. There, I will borrow a lock and a locker, change into the running clothes, and stow everything but the key to the lock and the water bottle (which I will fill before departing). This done, I will walk to the outdoor track and do intervals (400 m running, 200 m walking) until I have expended the water in the bottle. Then I will return to the ERC, shower, change into my street clothes, refill the bottle, and walk up to the Stamp to catch the 6:05 shuttle home. In the unlikely event that I am too late to catch the shuttle, I will take the bus or the subway, depending. Finis."

I amuse myself.

[identity profile] ladibug21.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God. That's how my brain works all the time.

[identity profile] packbat.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
All the time? Are you getting enough fiber? :P

(Kidding, kidding! I'm glad you like!)