Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my friends list told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, waywind! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.]
I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the talented, awe-inspiring, dedicated actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, heron61, my agent, kistaro, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at Six Apart, Harvey Weinstein, the Russian Mafia, and efw.
I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through the dark times of Internet outages. And kadyg, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost deleted_user, a truly soulful visionary and visionary soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! baphnedia! Don't start playing that music, I have 232 more people to go! My editor aris_tgd, my accountant circuit_four, my lawyer summer_jackel, and my personal assistant extraordinaire, Josh at Livejournal Pictures. Brad Fitzpatrick. When we started this project, memes was something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of packbat, this is for you! Thank ...
Yay, I'm Number 19!
I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the talented, awe-inspiring, dedicated actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager,
I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through the dark times of Internet outages. And
[Music swells.] (http://radaronline.com/features/2008/02/ralibs_oscar_speeches.php)