Tweets for Today

• 16:32 Paper due in twenty-one hours I haven't started. If you find a time machine, please: whack me upside the head last Friday for being so dumb. #
• 17:13 ...wow. Bertrand Russell is provincial by modern standards, but "Why I Am Not A Christian" is still a good summary of the atheist position. #
• 21:14 People at my stop never push the "door open" button. "Close", like spastic monkeys, but they always stick a hand or foot in to make it open. #
• 21:14 (I speak of elevators, of course.) #
• 21:51 Whenever I talk to Dad about how hard a problem is, it becomes much simpler. I wonder if that's why Ye Olde Maths was conducted in letters. #
• 23:06 Mmm, 10,000 Maniacs, I love you so. If I hadn't already claimed Spoon's "The Way We Get By" as my theme song, I'd choose "Like The Weather". #
• 23:26 Whoa, double-spaced twelve-point seems *really big* right now. Maybe I'll actually finish this paper in time to turn it in before the exam! #

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