False Memory Intermeme

Copy/pasted (and then edited) from happydog:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now – even if we don't speak often – please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional, and imaginary memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, feel free to post this request on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't remember about you.