A nothing post.

What's the worst thing that could happen to you today? Bonus question: How would that thing potentially benefit you? View other answers

(a) Massive stroke, (b) It's impossible.

Oh, wait, you meant "realistically"? Let me think for a minute.

...nope, still gotta say "massive stroke". Not a great question.

(In other news: may be playing actual with-a-book AD&D this weekend! Woo! Gnomish Thief, 15 dex on a pure 3d6-roll-'em-in-order character generation, too!)