Disappointment

I just got the most alluring email subject line in my Yahoo! Mail inbox: "GOD HAS DONE IT AGAIN".

Sadly, it's just a 419 scam.

Writer's Block: Your Dream Dinner

If you could have dinner with anyone at all, dead or alive, famous or not, who would you go with? Out of anywhere in the world, where would you eat? Submitted By nyclagirl123 View other answers

Y'know a question very like this was once asked at the UMD Creative Writing Club. I cannot top the answer they gave there.

Shakespeare.

Thank you, and good night.

Edit: Forgot the location. A coffee shop, I think - in London, near the old location of the Globe Theatre. (Amano Clink Street, perhaps!) I'd want to be able to talk.